Just so we’re all aware, Roller Derby is a full contact, all female sport. And one more time from the same hymn sheet, our Jo - creative services manager extraordinaire - plays for the The London Rockin’ Rollers.

They took on and trashed the Royal Windsor Roller Girls this Saturday in their second home bout in York Hall, Bethnal Green. Various club members (including a couple of Franco-Hibernian, new roller girl recruits) roared on in support from the sidelines.

Nobody in the club is allowed to play a sport or anything else of that nature without roaring support from the rest of us, but ‘Sideshow Ho 808’ is our very first Roller Derby champ. Watch out for word on the next bout this coming September. Hot.